agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

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lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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dickraisin:

Tim Drake in Batman Eternal #16

dickraisin:

Tim Drake in Batman Eternal #16

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im so jealous of those people who everyone knows are best friends

i want friends like that where everyone knows we are best friends

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why do u do this to me when i write

why do u do this to me when i write

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wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

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a Macklemore concert

a Macklemore concert

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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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